It’s a cute seal. Just lounging about in the snow. Having a good time. Look at its whiskers! But look closer. Look at the sad eyes. This seal is about to be eaten. And it’s impending death has been captured on film and put on my tv. Great photography and all that, but a bit bloody sad, innit?
I was in Starbucks the other day (middle class evidence #1) and I was waiting for my coffee alonside a young woman who was clearly irked. She told me she’d been waiting more than five minutes for a latte and several other customers who had arrived earlier had already received their caffeine fix for the day.
This is a terrifying moment.
This is quite an annoying trait.
I’ve recently got into cider. I love it, I do. And of all the many ciders on the market I LOVE Aspalls Cider.
Belly Button fluff. Weird innit?
Doctors. Or as they’re more commonly known – collossal pricks. At least when it comes to making an appointment with one anyway.
I hate having a bad lunch. You work all morning with a view to your lunch, and then when you eat it, it’s crap.