I work in the media. But I am not a media luvvie. I do not call people I barely know ‘babe’, or ‘honey’. I do not have a lot of gay friends (some, but not many). I do not take recreational drugs or become Facebook friends with television presenters I have worked with. I do not go to wrap parties just to catch a glimpse of that bird from Hollyoaks. And I do not base my dress sense on what appears to be a dare. People who do are the very definition of shallow, mindless wankers. There are too many of them in television. One day things will change… Surely things will change?