Oh, so the rules don’t apply to you? You’re free to use the roads as you wish? Because I thought that when the traffic lights went red, and the little green man lit up, it was the pedestrians who had the right of way?
This is meant to be OUR MOMENT, isn’t it? We can cross the road, stop in the middle of it, do a little dance, and carry on about our daily business and there’s no danger of any form of transport mowing us down. At least that’s what I thought. But oh no. You’ve taken this away from us now haven’t you? With your stupid lycra shorts and your wrap-around sunglasses and your bell end helmets. You think you’re above the law. I hope the bendy bus gets you. I really do.