No-one looks good in hats. I look like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia when I wear a cap. Can hats not be outlawed?
Look at this man:
And this one:
And this woman:
Surely if we went to court to try and change the law and get hats banned these idiots would be exhibits A, B and C? Please. Prove your worth Cameron. Forget this phone hacking malarkey. Outlaw headwear.