You finally get the urge to sign up to a gym. You agree to pay upwards of forty quid a month to experience sweat and pain. In return the gym agree to give you an induction and three free training sessions with a personal trainer. You imagine them to be toned, tanned and in perfect shape.
You are then confronted with this:
Why would I possibly listen to the advice of someone who is fatter and less healthy than me? Take some of your own advice chubbs, and get on the treadmill.