I was standing on the train platform the other day with some flowers for my girlfriend. Yes. I am that kind of man. But as I stood there another man – a smart arse wise guy – looked at me and said ‘Oh you shouldn’t have’, before walking on. He was making a joke, see? That the flowers were for him. Geddit?
FYI, wise guy. This is not funny. This is an invite for me to stab you to death with some roses. I’m watching you.