Oh yeah, this is a personal hell. Girls sitting on their boyfriends laps on public transport.
You’re sat on a train and it’s packed. The seat next to you is free and as the train stops at the next platform a swathe of people bundle in and fight for the right to rest their arses.
A man sits down. And then his girlfriend sits on him. Yeah, this is what I need right in my face. Grind away, don’t mind me.
If he was any sort of a boyfriend wouldn’t he just LET HIS GIRLFRIEND SIT DOWN? USE HIS LEGS TO STAND PERHAPS? BE A GENT?
But oh no. You put on a show. Why not slip you chap out while you’re at it and see what kind of a funky ride you can have as you approach Kings Cross?
YOU SICKEN ME.