Ok. I’ll admit it.
I CAN’T READ MAPS VERY WELL. HAPPY?
I have tried. I can just about manage a map app (or should that be a ‘m-app’?), but when it comes to map books, A-Z’s and the like, I am useless.
You do not want me in the passenger seat of a car giving you directions. You may as well hire a chimp as our own personal chauffeur. When I need to get from A to B I leave myself twice the amount of time it takes just for when I inevitably get lost. GPS was made for people like me, a computerised voice barking instructions at me because I genuinely have no directional skills of my own.
The thing is, I wouldn’t even care, but it makes playing the new Batman game really difficult, y’know?
And Grand Theft Auto? That’s a non starter…