Posted on

131: HAVING A BAD LUNCH

I hate having a bad lunch.  You work all morning with a view to your lunch, and then when you eat it, it’s crap.

I had a wrap from Pret the other day.  A crap wrap.  Hummus.  The first bite was delicious.  The second less so.  Why?  Because all the way through the fucking wrap was a strip of cucumber.  There was no warning about this.  Nothing on the packet told me of such a sinful addition to my lunch.  And so I had no choice but to eat this green, watery beast – the taste equivalent of a bogey in your Big Mac.  Or thinking about it, the taste equivalent of a Big Mac.

Advertisements

About Twenty8Later

A brand new podcast mocking news, sport & entertainment in handy 28-day chunks. Good times in a terrible, terrible world.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s