139: LADY GAGA

I mean seriously.  What the fuck is this?  Sometimes a picture tells you everything you need to know.  This is one of those occasions.

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103: MAGAZINE FEATURES ON CLOTHES THAT DON’T ACTUALLY SHOW THE CLOTHES

This might be a nice jumper.  Then again, it might not.  To own it I’d have to pay £140 for it, apparently.  I don’t know what the logo says.  I don’t know if there’s anything on the back.  I don’t know what colour the sleeves are.  So what’s the point in actually including it in this article?  Is anyone going to look at this picture and even consider buying something they can’t even bloody see?

Idiot magazine.  Shame on you.

97: HIGH-END MAGAZINES WITH NOTHING BUT ADVERTS IN

 

That’s right GQ, I’m talking to you.  You pay upwards of four quid for a magazine and then have to plough through 25 pages of adverts before even hitting the contents page.

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95: TATTOOS

Here’s one for the ages.  Are tattoos actually any good?  And if so, at what point does a tattoo lover over-tattoo themselves?

Footballers are big fans of tattoos.  Porn stars too.  From what I’ve seen there’s not much tattoo-free skin in either profession.  I have no problem with one or two tattoos.  A cheeky tattoo on the small of a womans back or on their stomach is absolutely fine.  A bloke with a tattoo on his upper arm is almost a tradition.  But when people do their upmost to out-tattoo Michael Schofield in Prison Break it really is time to reassess.

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92: GREEDY AMERICAN TV PRODUCTION COMPANIES

I recently finished watching the American TV version of ‘The Killing’  – a remake of a hugely successful Danish show.  I was worried it might be a bit of a disappointment but to be fair it gripped me throughout – until the final episode that is…

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89: YOUNG CELEBRITIES WHO WRITE THEIR BIOGRAPHIES. AND THEN DO A SEQUEL.

I appreciate the fact that the general public have an interest in how the rich and famous live.  I can understand why they might be intrigued as to how an ordinary working class Joe hit the dizzy heights of celebdom, and I don’t blame them for wanting to know more about their life story.

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