103: MAGAZINE FEATURES ON CLOTHES THAT DON’T ACTUALLY SHOW THE CLOTHES

This might be a nice jumper.  Then again, it might not.  To own it I’d have to pay £140 for it, apparently.  I don’t know what the logo says.  I don’t know if there’s anything on the back.  I don’t know what colour the sleeves are.  So what’s the point in actually including it in this article?  Is anyone going to look at this picture and even consider buying something they can’t even bloody see?

Idiot magazine.  Shame on you.

97: HIGH-END MAGAZINES WITH NOTHING BUT ADVERTS IN

 

That’s right GQ, I’m talking to you.  You pay upwards of four quid for a magazine and then have to plough through 25 pages of adverts before even hitting the contents page.

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95: TATTOOS

Here’s one for the ages.  Are tattoos actually any good?  And if so, at what point does a tattoo lover over-tattoo themselves?

Footballers are big fans of tattoos.  Porn stars too.  From what I’ve seen there’s not much tattoo-free skin in either profession.  I have no problem with one or two tattoos.  A cheeky tattoo on the small of a womans back or on their stomach is absolutely fine.  A bloke with a tattoo on his upper arm is almost a tradition.  But when people do their upmost to out-tattoo Michael Schofield in Prison Break it really is time to reassess.

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79: PIPPA MIDDLETON

First things first. Pippa Middleton is not that fit. She wore a dress that accentuated her arse, and people went crazy thinking she was the most amazing woman ever, but she is not that fit.

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