130: BEING PARANOID ABOUT GETTING ILL

I don’t like getting ill. Snivelling, coughing, sneezing – basically anything that involves mucus is not my thing.

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123: HEARING YOUR MATE’S GIRLFRIEND WEE

This is pretty awkard isn’t it?  You visit a mates house for a nice, relaxing afternoon that incorporates Fifa 12, Jeff Stelling and several gallons of beer and yet your over-riding memory of the whole day will be hearing his missus taking a leak. 

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122: RECOGNISING SOMEONE WHO DEOSN’T RECOGNISE YOU

A Bearded Man.

I recently worked for a company in Shoreditch and sat relatively closely to this bearded man who has recently created a hit TV format for ITV.  I had no idea what his name was but we had that habit of nodding hello to each other when we entered the office – nice, polite British stuff.

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121: CABBIES WHO EAVESDROP

I recently got a cab home with my girlfriend after enjoying a few drinks in a North London pub.  Won the way home we began discussing a few problems we’ve been having with anti-social behaviour around our flat, when out of nowhere the taxi driver decided to weigh in with his two-penneth.

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