I went to Manchester at the weekend. I went to a pub. I was confronted by this. Put me off my pint.
PLEASE STOP FLASHING HAIRY ARSE CRACKS THE NATION OVER.
I’ve recently got into cider. I love it, I do. And of all the many ciders on the market I LOVE Aspalls Cider.
This is pretty awkard isn’t it? You visit a mates house for a nice, relaxing afternoon that incorporates Fifa 12, Jeff Stelling and several gallons of beer and yet your over-riding memory of the whole day will be hearing his missus taking a leak.
Local pubs for local people. Well this is a shit concept isn’t it?
I have a problem with the way I drink.
Heineken sponsor the UEFA Champions League. Encouraging fans to get shit-faced and start a fight since 1873.