135: THIS

I went to Manchester at the weekend.  I went to a pub.  I was confronted by this.  Put me off my pint. 

PLEASE STOP FLASHING HAIRY ARSE CRACKS THE NATION OVER.

THANKS.

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123: HEARING YOUR MATE’S GIRLFRIEND WEE

This is pretty awkard isn’t it?  You visit a mates house for a nice, relaxing afternoon that incorporates Fifa 12, Jeff Stelling and several gallons of beer and yet your over-riding memory of the whole day will be hearing his missus taking a leak. 

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