127: GIRLS SITTING ON THEIR BOYFRIENDS LAPS ON TRAINS

Oh yeah, this is a personal hell. Girls sitting on their boyfriends laps on public transport.

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119: LEAVING WORK AT THE SAME TIME AS THE ONE PERSON IN THE OFFICE THAT YOU HATE

This is awkard.  You leave your desk, you walk to the lift, you push the button and then some time later the lift arrives.  You get in and just as the doors begin to shut, that wanker from the desk opposite joins you in this tiny, confined space.

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116: PEOPLE WHO TALK TO YOU ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT

I have my friends quota.  I don’t need any more friends.  I don’t have time to see the friends I have as much as I would like so I am certainly not in the business of talking to strangers on a fucking train. 

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