71: FAT FITNESS INSTRUCTORS

You finally get the urge to sign up to a gym.  You agree to pay upwards of forty quid a month to experience sweat and pain.  In return the gym agree to give you an induction and three free training sessions with a personal trainer.  You imagine them to be toned, tanned and in perfect shape. 

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34: FAT PEOPLE ON DIETS WHO GO ON ABOUT HOW MUCH WEIGHT THEY’VE LOST DESPITE STILL LOOKING FUCKING FAT

These people are the worst.  Fat people who seem to constantly be on a diet despite the fact that everytime you see them, they are EATING. 

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