I mean seriously. What the fuck is this? Sometimes a picture tells you everything you need to know. This is one of those occasions.
I was in Starbucks the other day (middle class evidence #1) and I was waiting for my coffee alonside a young woman who was clearly irked. She told me she’d been waiting more than five minutes for a latte and several other customers who had arrived earlier had already received their caffeine fix for the day.
This is a terrifying moment.
This is quite an annoying trait.
I’ve recently got into cider. I love it, I do. And of all the many ciders on the market I LOVE Aspalls Cider.
Belly Button fluff. Weird innit?
Doctors. Or as they’re more commonly known – collossal pricks. At least when it comes to making an appointment with one anyway.
I hate having a bad lunch. You work all morning with a view to your lunch, and then when you eat it, it’s crap.
I don’t like getting ill. Snivelling, coughing, sneezing – basically anything that involves mucus is not my thing.