Belly Button fluff. Weird innit?
This might be a nice jumper. Then again, it might not. To own it I’d have to pay £140 for it, apparently. I don’t know what the logo says. I don’t know if there’s anything on the back. I don’t know what colour the sleeves are. So what’s the point in actually including it in this article? Is anyone going to look at this picture and even consider buying something they can’t even bloody see?
Idiot magazine. Shame on you.
Playboy is a multi-million pound brand and as you can see from above, they are very good at what they do. They get hotties to take their clothes off, pose for a cameraman and then put the pictures in a magazine so that men can toss themselves off to their hearts content. But Playboy have also started manufacturing clothes, make-up bags and wallets, and I’m not quite sure who they’re looking to appeal to.
It’s the deathnell for your dress, it’s curtains for your coat, it’s a travesty for your trousers – yep a button has fallen off and it is the end, my beautiful friend.