135: THIS

I went to Manchester at the weekend.  I went to a pub.  I was confronted by this.  Put me off my pint. 

PLEASE STOP FLASHING HAIRY ARSE CRACKS THE NATION OVER.

THANKS.

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94: COCKTAIL BARMEN

 

I was a barman once.  I worked in a village pub and learnt to pour the perfect pint of bitter.  I met and chatted with a variety of punters and had the odd drink myself, often paid for by the customers themselves.  But if I was a customer who wandered into a cocktail bar and was confronted by this:

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