As I’m sure you’re aware, you can play the National Lottery online. You can set up an account, deposit some money and then buy virtual tickets for the big draw on a Saturday or Wednesday night.
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45: LOTTERY WINNERS
I hate lottery winners. Mainly this hatred is as a result of jealously, but also because an incredible amount of lottery winners deem it necessary to tell the world about their good fortune.
12: TIPPING
There are so many rules that you have to adhere to in life, and some of them are more trouble than they’re worth. Take tipping for example. Here we have an unwritten rule which varies from country to country. In Europe you can tip as low at 5%. In London it’s 12.5%. In America it’s 10%. And yet how often do you actually have the right change in your wallet to give them the right-sized tip? IT NEVER HAPPENS.
11: PEOPLE WHO SPEND TEN MINUTES AT BANK MACHINES
As far as I can see there are two things you can do with a bank machine. Check your bank balance, or get money out. I have done both these things, sometimes during the same bank machine session. It takes one minute maximum. So what are these people doing who take ten minutes hogging the machine?!? Is there some sort of computer game in there that I’m not aware of? If you type in the right combination of numbers do you get to play Call of Duty? Because that can be the only possible reason why these idiots are fucking around for quite so long.
HACKED OFF DAILY 