138: BEING A BIT OF A SNOB

I was in Starbucks the other day (middle class evidence #1) and I was waiting for my coffee alonside a young woman who was clearly irked.  She told me she’d been waiting more than five minutes for a latte and several other customers who had arrived earlier had already received their caffeine fix for the day.

137: ONLY HAVING 2% LEFT ON YOUR SKY+ BOX

This is a terrifying moment.

136: CHILDREN WHO ASK ‘WHY?’ ALL THE TIME

This is quite an annoying trait.

135: THIS

I went to Manchester at the weekend.  I went to a pub.  I was confronted by this.  Put me off my pint. 

PLEASE STOP FLASHING HAIRY ARSE CRACKS THE NATION OVER.

THANKS.

132: TRYING TO GET A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT

Doctors.  Or as they’re more commonly known – collossal pricks.  At least when it comes to making an appointment with one anyway.

129: IDIOTS WHO LISTEN TO MUSIC IN PUBLIC WITHOUT HEADPHONES

These people deserve to be murdered.

128: REALISING YOU DO NOT HAVE A VERY BASIC SKILL

Ok. I’ll admit it.

127: GIRLS SITTING ON THEIR BOYFRIENDS LAPS ON TRAINS

Oh yeah, this is a personal hell. Girls sitting on their boyfriends laps on public transport.

126: BAD ADVICE

I went to the dentists for the first time in TEN YEARS the other week.

125: EMAILS FROM THE NATIONAL LOTTERY

As I’m sure you’re aware, you can play the National Lottery online. You can set up an account, deposit some money and then buy virtual tickets for the big draw on a Saturday or Wednesday night.