It’s a cute seal. Just lounging about in the snow. Having a good time. Look at its whiskers! But look closer. Look at the sad eyes. This seal is about to be eaten. And it’s impending death has been captured on film and put on my tv. Great photography and all that, but a bit bloody sad, innit?

139: LADY GAGA

I mean seriously.  What the fuck is this?  Sometimes a picture tells you everything you need to know.  This is one of those occasions.

138: BEING A BIT OF A SNOB

I was in Starbucks the other day (middle class evidence #1) and I was waiting for my coffee alonside a young woman who was clearly irked.  She told me she’d been waiting more than five minutes for a latte and several other customers who had arrived earlier had already received their caffeine fix for the day.

137: ONLY HAVING 2% LEFT ON YOUR SKY+ BOX

This is a terrifying moment.

136: CHILDREN WHO ASK ‘WHY?’ ALL THE TIME

This is quite an annoying trait.

135: THIS

I went to Manchester at the weekend.  I went to a pub.  I was confronted by this.  Put me off my pint. 

PLEASE STOP FLASHING HAIRY ARSE CRACKS THE NATION OVER.

THANKS.

134: MY OWN CONSCIENCE

I’ve recently got into cider.  I love it, I do.  And of all the many ciders on the market I LOVE Aspalls Cider.

133: BELLY BUTTON FLUFF

Belly Button fluff. Weird innit?

132: TRYING TO GET A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT

Doctors.  Or as they’re more commonly known – collossal pricks.  At least when it comes to making an appointment with one anyway.

131: HAVING A BAD LUNCH

I hate having a bad lunch.  You work all morning with a view to your lunch, and then when you eat it, it’s crap.